BEWARE OF THE WEIRD BLOG ENTRY…

-CONTENTS MAY SHOCK SOME VIEWERS IF THEY ARE STUPID-

-CRAP. I STILL HAVE SUPERGLUE ON MY HANDS-

 

 

The room is dark. I’m wearing my chuck combat boots pacing around the room. You’re tied to a chair (and I’ll tell you right now that this is NOT a cyber)

“So, you wanted an update, you Zucchini munching faggot?  WELL YOU’RE GOING TO GET ONE.”

But just not a proper one.

 

Because this is what has happened to me during the past four days.... (YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT DAMN IT)

I have had 12 cups of coffee.

I have worked 32 hours.

I have counted over 60 000 items during stock takes, including 5 407 gift cards.

I have contracted a disorder where I randomly started counting things.

I have dealt with countless fucking bogans. I mean customers…

I have had about ten hours sleep.

I have gotten up at four each morning.

I have moves one gazillion kilos.

I have devoured about 14 painkillers.

I want to die.

 

Kill me.

Put me out of my misery.

 

BUT… THANKFULLY I’M GOING TO GET BETTER BECAUSE I’M GETTING A BIG, FAT, PAYCHECK.

 

HAHA. LOOK AT THAT ANIMATION (I’m too easily distracted)

 

Now, for more adventures of the soap cart few. Since I’m barely sober, this adventure starts like THIS.

 

HIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

(And I’m going to write it as a play BECAUSE it’s my story and I CAN dammnit…)

 

Me: ZOMG. I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE IN THE LAST SOTRY BECAUSE I CANT REMMEBER WHAT I WROTE RPEVEIOSLY. OH NOEEEES!!!1111ONE… ONE… I’m incoherent now. Fuck you caps lock. OH MY GOD.

 

Jaryd; YOU WHORE. –insert lame insult about me being a whore here because Jaryd is a fag- GIVE ME BACK MY BLEACH AND MY CRACK AND ALL MY NARCOTICS.;

 

Flump: -something concerning something intelligent here- I CAN SPEAK VOGAN. HUZZAQ.

 

Dee: I think Laura’s twisted our personallites because she’s half drugeeged and hungry and needs sleep so she’s made us weird.

 

I then turn Dee’s characteruisstcis into a pedophile. Ooops.

 =D

 

Then I draw a diagram because I want to make this a picture book. With only one diagram because I’m tired.

 

 

I don’t care if this offends anyone, especially you guspacio and sir gustove whats his face. With the moustache. HE WAS ALWAYS A SHIFTY ONE.

 

=SD

 

 

 

 

I WILL actually write the real adventures continued one day.

Hhaa. Look at all the spelling errors.

 

Me: ZOMG. THIS WAS THE WORST ENTRY EVER –insert French obscene language in relation to a tabby cat raping a horse-

 

Jaryd: MORE BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <4… EAT EMO SPAM WHORE.

 

Flump: YAY. HITCHHIKERS GUIDE IS GOOD LAURA =D IT IS FLUMP, I LOVE IT SO. =D

 

Ryan: HEYY… SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT RYAN AND ALAINNA BECAUSE I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MAKING JARYD LOOJK LIKE A FAG. Not that that’s hard work.

 

Dee: Laura. I’m not being sewen in public wwiht you ever. And I like Dee =)

 

 

I don’t know if all of that was all in third person.

 

I’m sorry if ANYONE got offended by this.

Acutally no. I hate you all. You’re all soft cocked pansies. WHO GETS OFFENDED BY A BLOG ENTRY? LIVE WITHIT YOU FUCKING FACIST WITH YOU CENCORSHIP CRAP. HEY, JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING YOU DON’T AGREE WITH DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING CENSOR THEM. I HAVEN’T CENSORED MY SCHOOL, THE GOVERNMENT OR GEROGE BUSH YET HAVE I? NO… SO FYUCK YOU.

 

Haha. Fyuck. LOL.

 

And futhur more. I don’t care if I had caps lock on.

And futhur on more I need sleep

And more on more I need more characters for my story. SUGGEST SOME FOOL.

And more more more, please please take the coffee away from me.

 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORCE ME TO UPDATE YOU FILTHY GERMAN PORNO LOVING WHORES.

 

Edit: I’m joking Dee, Flump, Jaryd… <3 I love you all =) Take none of this seriously. Except the bit before the last and this bit =) = XD XD

 

Adios.

 

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Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (Who will write a proper entry one day)