Now, it is back to my usual ranting.  Oh yes, you have had enough time away from my usual seething.  It has come to my attention, that there is an immense amount of reality television occupying our stations through out the year.  In addition, no, I do not see the point of ten or more people living in the same house for a month to win a million dollars… Hey, maybe I am just delusional, but I do not know how some people can just sit in front of the television hours at a time, watching people living in a house… What is the point?  If you want to see people living in a house, just turn off the television and watch your family… It is much more interesting (especially if you live in my house; but you don’t so scrap that thought.)

But that’s enough Reality TV loathe from me for now… I now have to express my feelings about a certain ‘Crazy Frog’

 

Who actually listens to this digitally animated frog, which lets out these mind bogglingly annoying sounds?  I actually found the LYRICS to this noise (yes, the lyrics to GIBBERISH)

 

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

Ding ding

Ding ding

A Brem Brem

A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee

 

Yes, I think you’ve had enough… I’m terribly sorry to anyone who likes this song, but what…!? I’ll spare you from the rest of the song, and the horrid film clip.

This song really irritates me, and I have no idea whatsoever how it got to be a number one song.  These days most people wouldn’t know music is Mozart hit them in the face with a violin (that’s incredibly violent music)

 

Well enough of that, since it is New Years EVE tomorrow (I know!  It shocked me too) I’ll have a few ‘blog’ resolutions to take care of.

 

1.  Stop swearing on my blog so much… It probably scares people.

2.  Stop saying ‘bahaha’ so much, it probably annoys people.

3.  Stop rambling about things that I don’t like… People probably don’t care.

4.  Stop annoying people

5.  Stop being so PARANOID (83%!)

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (Who does know good music, without Mozart having to perform extremely violent tasks with a string instrument )

 

ON EDIT: Here are some George W. Bush quotes to fufill your dumbass of the day quota... enjoy! :)

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

 

Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||| 16% Materialism |||||| 30% Narcissism |||||| 23% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56% Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%

Romantic |||||| 23% Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43% Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70% Dependency |||| 16% Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Sexuality |||||||||||| 50% Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36% Physical security ||||||||||||| 60% Physical fitness ||||||||||||||| 64% Histrionic || 10% Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Vanity || 10% Hypersensitivity |||| 16% Female cliche |||||||||||| 50%

 

Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.. Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

 

messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic, daydreamer

 

You can take this quiz at http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html.  It's kind of contradicory though... Bahaha...

 

Hope you all enjoyed a break from my primitive rambling :)

 

Some insolent moron just prank called me.

Below I will write out the conversation, as I have nothing better to do, and to display to all you amateurs out there, this is not a way to prank call someone.

 

Call Number One

 

Unknown Moron: Ya nose! I got ya nose!

 

:DIAL TONE:

 

Leaves me thinking, what… the f***?

 

Call Number Two:

 

Unknown Moron: (Background Noise) Hello.

Me: What the f*** kind of prank call was that? Are you trying to shame the whole history of prank calling, by your crappy insults and non-comical topics?

Unknown Moron: I dunno.

Me: Who the f*** are you, moron?

Unknown Moron: I dunno. You can have your nose back now. I don’t want it. It smells.

: HANGS UP ON THE UNKNOWN MORON:

 

Now, I am going to criticize this excuse of a prank call.

 

Okay, who the hell prank calls someone at 9.30 PM? I bet they’re just having one last call before mummy says “Snookums, it’s beddy time! Let me read you a story!” And what the hell kind of gangster are you talking like “I dunno” in an extremely female high pitched voice. Come to think of it, the caller was a female, or a male on oestrogen. Speak English jack ass. And you don't know who you are? My suggestion: get off the crack, and take a f****** english lesson. And Further more, the topic chosen to prank call me was even worse than ‘Is your refrigerator running?’ A lack of imaginative insults, as my nose ‘smells’ (Oh, you got me there, I’m so offended.) This is an insult to all prank callers out there. Fortunatly, the prank caller wasn’t as moronic enough to leave on caller ID. Damn their private number to hell.

 

Usually when prank called, I twist with people minds. Last time, I pretended to be an Indian Telemarketer, and the time before that, a cop. Yes, I find the reaction I get when I am an enforcer of justice, rather satisfying. But tonight, I’m too tired to think up of an actually acceptable insult, so I’ll just let the caller bathe in her idiodicy.

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (who knows how to formulate a kick-ass prank call)