I know I am probably going to get in trouble for writing this blog…  Nevertheless, I do not really care.  This is my view, and if you cannot accept that, then sodd off.

 

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“Nicholas Copernicus - A major contribution to Western thought was the publication in 1543 of On the Revolutions of the Celestial Spheres by Copernicus, Polish astronomer, who is noted for the Copernican theory of the heavens. By attributing to the Earth a daily motion around its own axis and a yearly motion around the stationary Sun, Copernicus developed an idea that had far-reaching implications for the rise of modern science. Henceforth, the Earth could no longer be considered the centre of the cosmos; rather, as one celestial body among many, it became subject to mathematical description.

 

As his studies progressed, Copernicus became increasingly dissatisfied with the Ptolemaic system of astronomy. He was not alone in this dissatisfaction; indeed, he himself said that the many divergent views prevalent in his day gave him cause for profound thought. Ptolemy's system, which contained not only original work but also a synthesis of the views of previous Greek philosophers, was basically geocentric and circular in conception. Although certain Greek philosophers had suggested, as far back as the 3rd century BC, that the Sun--and not the Earth--was the centre of the universe, their ideas had not been widely accepted.

From about 1510 to 1514, Copernicus prepared a short manuscript to summarize his new idea, A Commentary on the Theories of the Motions of Heavenly Objects from Their Arrangements, which he privately circulated among friends in 1514. Its main points were that the apparent daily motion of the stars, the annual motion of the Sun, and the retrogressive behaviour of the planets result from the Earth's daily rotation on its axis and yearly revolution around the Sun, which is stationary at the centre of the planetary system. The Earth, therefore, is not the centre of the universe but only of the Moon's orbit. As the years passed, he developed his argument with diagrams and mathematical calculations..”

 

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Several years after that, Nicholas Copernicus was placed under house arrest for his beliefs. He was then, considered clinically insane, and even though his theorem has strong mathematic proof, his thoughts were still denied because of religion. Now do not get me wrong, I have nought against people’s religious beliefs. They can believe whatever they want to believe.  However, I have found religion leaves some people extremely closed-minded. For example, no one even read into Copernicus’s theory, because the idea of questioning something, that had just been taught and taught for years, without a reason, was ‘preposterous’

 

Back then, anyone with different views was labelled 'crazy', 'insane' or just plain satanic.  Though humanity has broadened it's horizons, many of us are still very closed minded.  Back to religion (an extremely touchy topics, and most people have different beliefs), for example.  (Most people cannot accept others religion, or another idea such as ‘the universe does not revolve around earth’. In the 1500’s that would have been like someone proving that god didn’t exist. Even if there was scientific and mathematical proof, to back up that statement, people would just not believe.)  Hence most of the wars. Then every few decades, someone does something. No actually, sees something a different way. Most humans don’t like change, and huge changes, differences on how we see things and how we have to alter our perceptions… are unwelcome. This is why religion pays a big, big role in most wars and terrorism. It is simply because people do not want to believe what others do.  They do not want to hear that their faith doesn’t exist. That they have been praying for the wrong cause.

 

Now, I’m not sure where I stand with religion.  I don’t really think that a greater being could have created the universe in seven days. I can not process that something so complex, was created so simply. And if we question where did the universe come from, we also question ‘where did god come from?’ and they say god came before time, but who was to determine when time started?  Did god invent time?

 

I also like the atomic theory. That earth, our whole universe is an atom in an atom. We are just so miniscule, we don’t matter at all and yet everything revolves around us. Like maybe, our whole universe is just a hair on a camel’s back, somewhere. And it’s awfully hard with all the space we have in the galaxy, and everything else that there is no intelligent life ANYWHERE.  I think if we humans met intelligent life, they would be far more superior. Maybe they are just avoiding humanity because of the stupid things we do. Even humans can see the wrong in what they’re doing… And does anyone stop it? No… We need a mother Theresa.

 

I believe in Darwin’s Theorem. It seems much more classable to me, as humans and animals continue to evolve. Therefore, it only makes sense if we have previously evolved.

The big bang theorem also appeals to me.  The facts about matter and anti matter creating our universe is much more logic to me than some supreme being put life on our planet in a week. The only problem is that how did the big bang theorem start. It’s difficult for minds to process silence, nothingness and infinity, because humans shall never know that.  For example. We can imagine a meter, because we can see a meter. If someone told us to imagine seventeen trillion light years, we really could not, because we have never seen seventeen trillion light years. As well as our imagination. In all the fairytales, all the mythical creatures… They all have animal or human characteristics? Even the aliens we imagine have tangible human qualities. This is why the big bang theorem is so hard to understand. How could something start from nothing?  How could one atom just appear? We have no proof…?  And even if we did, this would lead ask to ask the most asked question in all of history…

 

Why?

 

So they are pretty much my beliefs for now. There might be some supreme being watching over us right now, mocking humanity, but as for the bible? Well it sort of tells us what to do doesn’t it. What if the bible was just a fiction created by someone so many years ago, and twisted like a game of Chinese whispers? Why do people disagree with their religions, though they all believe in the same things. And in the end, only one religion can be right. Or even none at all. This might be a whole waste of time.

 

So call me faithless, but I need more proof before I devote my life to something that may not exist. So next time you have an idea, and someone calls you sick, or mental just think of Nicholas Copernicus and how right he was. And never change your views for anyone. Ever, because look in the end how right Copernicus was.

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (who says maybe a hell of a lot in this blog, and questions everything.)

 

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“And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural development.

If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.

I don't think that you have a clue what it's like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy... to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.

You're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!

De revolutionibus orbium coelestium

This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.”

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To all Conformists –gasp, I said the C word-

STOP TRYING TO BE COOL.

 

Stop labeling yourselves as…

Emos

Punks

Goths

Plastics

Sluts

Whores

Jocks

Preps

Cheerleaders

Etc, Etc…

 

Please, PLEASE… Especially emos. Why anyone would pretend to be emo, I do not know.

Can’t you all just be yourselves?

And stop freaking judging people how they look, or you’ll waste your life being shallow and superficial.

 

(Note, I’ve stopped writing interesting blogs, because no one reads them)

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (Who thinks you should all wear purple socks)

This FRIDAY (the 27^th of January) is official wear-a-hat day

(According to the very supreme rulers Alainna, and Laura)

 

Yes, I am updating before the weekend.  I totally forgot about Australia day, and therefore have now realized I have two days of internet… Well one and a bit days…  So yes, about the message above, you all must wear a hat to work/school/staying at home or I will hurt you.  Yes, that’s right.  I am going to, as well with friends at school (but most have chickened out because they think the idea is ‘uncool’ or ‘lame…’  chickens…) and this day, is probably consequently ‘receive a uniform detention for wearing a hat that is not navy blue’ day as well. It’s not as if we can’t take hats off now, is it? I’m going to wear the spiffy black hat (well tis my mum’s from ages ago… haha, I’ll call it vintage, that’s code word for old crap that smells, although this hat doesn’t smell) that is in my profile picture.

 

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Now, next thing.  I’m going to act like a diva now, and take off my thinking cap… I refuse to write anything smart until all of you reading this comment… I know I sound stupid, but it’s so boring reading blogs with no comments.

 

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Don’t read what I wrote above, I sound like an idiot.  Before the first day of school, I had actually forgotten how stupid and obnoxious ‘popular’ people could be.  One ride on the bus re-confirmed all my previous thoughts.

 

Adios Fools.

 

 

Thank You and Goodnight ™

Laura (Who thinks that she should shut-up now)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

 Laura (Who REALLY dosen't care if you lodge a complaint against this blog.  So sue me.)

 

 

 

 

 

SO, YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT PUNK IS?

 

Aren’t you sick of people trying to wear you down with there constant bullshit excuses for insults?

I know I am.

I mean come on, it’s a waste of time.  They don’t even know what they are on about.

I think I’d love to go back to the 70’s and the 80’s right now.

The underground Punk scene, before ‘Punk’ was socially accepted.

People don’t know what punk is anymore.

You know what Punk was?  Punk was stirring some people up.  Punk was non-conforming, because they were sick of being the same.  Punk was not about Music, but about what you had to say, and whom you had to say it to.  Punk was saying a great big “FUCK YOU” to anyone who pissed them off.  Anyone who thought they know what they were talking about.  People who judged them, without knowing them. Punk bands didn’t care about making money.  Actually, Punk bands wore their riches in SHAME. They wanted to start a controversy, in what they believed in.  They wanted to be heard, and hated. Now that was a beautiful thing.

 

 

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Definition of Punk? (taken from www.urbandictionary.com)

 

"A) Music movement started in the 70's with multiple reasons and causes. There was an American and British Punk movement. Proto-punk bands such as Iggy Pop and the Stooges, the Motor City 5, and the Velvet Underground were influential in setting the stage for taking the risks bands like The Ramones, The Dictators, The New York Dolls, and Blondie did.

The British movement supposedly was started by one of the following: The economic disaster that occurred in the mid seventies, and the youth's lack of patience with the British government. A movement made out of boredom by Johnny Rotten, lead singer of the Sex Pistols.

This Movement caused the creation for most genres of music today, it's even represented in the roots of such types as hip hop, rap, pop, modern rock, goth, electro, two-tone. It did not create these genres, but it certainly kicked down the door for them.

B) Culture started in the 70's by the same music movement. The point of the culture was like the music, be yourself and disregard the angry emotions it may stir up. No longer a real culture, only a burned image with the values behind it lost, you can see it in stores such as Hot Topic. People No longer understand it was always about being yourself and not being anyone's shadow.

C) Modern Movement, characterized by some bands that have actually kept the movement alive, some by giving off the image, and pop-punk bands that are, regardless of what people want to say, in way of the Ramones and even the Misfits. Pop Punk is a very melodic form of punk, it's not " pop" because it's popular, it's pop because of the style of playing. Bands that try to sell an image alone with no true love for the music are the ones made fun of the most, with little or no time together before being popularized by mainstream record company. These are the same bands that promote a pre-made image that's ready to sell to a pre-teen to early adult demographic. For the most part it works, and this entire culture has been referred to as " Mallcore" or " mallxcore," because these are the same people that have never heard of the Ramones or Sex Pistols but think they're punk because they shop at hot topic and listen to MTV's Flavour of the week " band." feel free to laugh at these people, most people who know what the music is about do.

The Current culture is in a sad state because it's focused on replicating the 70's instead of being itself. There are a few who understand it and refuse to subscribe to the image mold.

D) Music Structure. Many like to characterize this genre with Power chords only and simple drum beats. These People are complete and utter idiots and should be regarded as imbeciles. They more than likely know nothing about music in the first place, or are just that type of idiot that doesn't understand other types of music can be good, and that music, like other things, is all about opinion. Punk has had it's fair share of complicated guitar solos, insane drumming performances, all while keeping a melody, which most " jam bands" sorely lack, along with talent and lyrical prowess. Many of the early punk bands did utilize simple chords and beats, but like all types of music, it branched out and has many styles, from simple to complex, traditional to exotic, it all has to do with where you're looking."

 

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I DON’T THINK SO…

 

Bands that are commonly associated with PUNK, but aren’t at all…

Blink 182

Simple Plan

The Used

My Chemical Romance

The Veronicas

Hillary Duff

Green Day

Sum 41

 

I never said they sucked, I said they weren’t punk (though some do really, really SUCK)

 

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And there we have it.  Now all you little main-stream, teenyboppers, who think they know what I am, sodd off.  Seriously.  Stop judging me; you haven’t even met me in real life.

 

Has anyone ever noticed, that when you hear about a protest getting out of hand, you always see images on violence, but you never hear what they were actually protesting about?  Why the hell not?  I’ll tell you why. The media.  It’s just a big web of lies, to cover up what’s really going on.  To tell us how we should act.  Telling us racism is normal, and teen’s shouldn’t give a damn about their education, or anything else apart from boys, shopping and friends.

 

There are other things to life didn’t you know?

 

But I shall right about the Media f****** the world another day.

Thanks for reading this.

You’ve been listening to ANTI SOCIETY radio.

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

You’ve been listening to… Laura (Who is thinking that people should grow spines.)

PS: Would you like some SODD OFF with that?

 

Some thoughts on Blogging.

Disclaimer: I did not write this (but lordy do I wish I did).  A guy called Matteh wrote it, and posted it on Chris’s site… I didn’t ask him if I could use it, but I credited him, So I hope it’s okay if I do.

 

Nobody cares about your life, your opinions, or anything that you do.

Don't post "An open letter to [insert celebrity or politician of choice]" on your blog. It's not really an open letter to them if they never receive it. Your blog has 12 readers and none of them are presidents. You don't have influence. Shut up.

If nobody posts a comment to one of your posts, it's not because nobody is interested in the topic, it's because they're all waiting to see if you'll kill yourself.

Do not use the word "blogosphere." The collection of all of the world's blogs do not form a sphere. They form more of a slough or a bottomless pit. Here are some more appropriate terms that you should use instead: the blogmire, the ablogalypse, the great blogastrophe, the black blogue.


Do not whine and cry when your parents or family members find your blog. If you want to keep things secret, do not post them on the goddamn internet.

I recently interviewed with Google, including an interview with Steve Jenson, one of the creators of Blogger. Do not tell him about this article.

Some of you have alleged that trainsaw is a blog. Here's why you're wrong:
- We write our own HTML. This requires that brain cells be involved somewhere in the update process for our site.
- We don't allow comments, because we are fully aware that most of our readers (this means you) are idiots, and we don't care what they (you) think.
- We never post "Sorry there is no update today, I've been REALLY BUSY" because you're perfectly capable of realizing that there is no update today, even though you, as a reader of our site, are an idiot (see above).
- We have fans. This is due, in part, to another point:
- We are good writers. Our works occasionally go through drafts, revisions, and synapses.

Some of you have also alleged that trainsaw is just a ripoff of Maddox. This may be true, but compare the fact that our website rips off one genius with the fact that your blog is a ripoff of tens of thousands of mindless idiots.


Websites should have a background color and a foreground color. One of these should be dark and one of these should be light and neither of these should be pink. If I have to highlight your text in order to read it, I'd probably rather kill you.

Look at all of the time that you spend reading other people's blogs. Take some time to consider whether those hours of your life couldn't be better spent curing—or in your case, simply acquiring—cancer.



Always remember that your screen name is not so much an expression of your personality as it is an expression of how much I hate you. Having hotchick77.randomblogserver.com does not make you hot. Having hipgroovychick.randomblogserver.com does not make you either hip or groovy. Having hugeselfimportantidiot.randomblogserver.com on the other hand...


Nobody cares what you are "currently listening" to. Or currently playing, watching, injecting, or paying a prostitute for. Incidentally, posting to your blog while you are "watching" a movie does not make a strong case for others to watch it, too.


Renaming the "eprops" on your blog to "LOL TRU DAT!"s should be a capital offense, and not only because it is capitalized.


Some people say their blog isn't intended "for the public." They only use their blog to keep up with their friends. However, there are two remarkable inventions, dubbed "the telephone" and "real life", respectively, which can accomplish the exact same thing without necessarily making me want to kill you.

 

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Well, that’s it.  And a note to all you people who think I’m cynical and hate life. I don’t. Infact this is the only time I bitch about life in real life. In my blog, so I don’t turn into a whiny bitch who even the sanest are intolerant of.  The purpose of my bitching being posted on a site, is that you can just close the window if you don’t want to read it.  So stop whining about me, and just press the little X on the top right of the screen.

 

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Moving on to things people don’t care about…

Today my father gave me an old Minolta 3000 (auto and manual focus) with a 200mm zoom and a 70mm zoom.  I am so overjoyed.  He also has some more technical things, which some he sold, and some he is going to give to me. I plan on taking a photography course soon, as I have always been interested in the art of PHOTOGRAPHY.

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

 Laura (Who is wondering if HAP-HAP-HAPPY! (Without sedatives)

Aha, two entries in twenty-four hours.  Take that life. –Life falls into a heap and starts bawling-

Which therefore proves I have no life. Or that I can not sleep.  I will say cannot sleep, it is the safe answer.

Okay, I am going to say, do not listen to anything I say… for the following reasons.

1.       I am not funny. AT ALL.  I just read my previous entries. I am as funny as Cameron Diaz on sedatives.

 

2.       I am not right. Ever.*  (*please note, you cannot use this against me)

 

3.       I am a fourteen year old for f***'s sake.  Who is going to care what I think.

 

I just went on a complete Music-on-my-Ipod killing spree.  It was very entertaining.  I mostly wonder how the hell most of the stuff got on my Ipod.  I certainly didn’t put NELLY on my Ipod (which leads me to wonder, does my Ipod have Itunes AIDS?)

 

Okay, I’m going to stop this right now.

 

Yay for Anarchy.

 

I’m sickening myself.  How can I write such shitty entries?  And whine about things like I do. Haha… And who the hell starts a sentence with and…

 

 

Which leads me to ask you…

To leave me all HATE  MAIL; comment here.

 

 

Don’t be anonymous, or I’ll hurt you.  The only person who can be anonymous is Andrea.  And the cookie monster.  Note how he never digests cookies, just flings them around the room.

 

I want to clarify. Usually pop is a girl on acoustic singing about her dreams, not some hooker flaunting her ass. Hence the list.

 

Anyway, I’ve composed a list of the top five reasons why Jessica Simpson should die in 2006.

 

Why Singing Pop-‘Sensations’-like-Jessica-Simpson-are-going-to-die-in-‘06

1.       The average human body is 65% water.  Most pop sensations bodies are 99% water (including the brain) and 1% silicone. Therefore, they shall not be able to function.

 

 

2.       Most of them cannot really sing.  I heard Ashlee Simpson sing live on TV and she can’t sing for crap.  In fact she lip syncs most of the time.  Remember that big –gasp- *scandal, when she lip synced on TRL and blamed it on her band?  Who is that stupid… Computerized voices may sound nice, but golly heck, never ever sing live.

 

(*Which leads me to state that the teenage generation is so sad, that LIP SYNCING on TRL is a scandal.  No, never mind the genocide in Asia, or the massacre at Tiananmen square, Aaron Carter kissed Hilary Duff!  How shallow can you get?)

 

3.       Emo and Goth is becoming a trend –yes I said it, now shoot me- so pop is out, because Simple Plan are so xhardxcorex punkish.  So either all pop stars will die out because no one buys their love songs, or pop singers, such as Hilary Duff will become more rock chick and try to adapt to the posers regime.

 

4.       Most of them will probably die of anorexia anyway.  Because having a stick for a body and a huge bobble head is a fantastic look, isn’t it Lindsey?  Either that, or we’ll all be blinded by their orange glo fluorescent skin.

 

5.       If all of the above backfires (which It won’t) The Sex Pistols will avenge the pop singers, slaying them all.  This can cause two forms of merchandising… A Buffy spin off called Sex Pistols, the Pop Singer Slayer™ or…

 

NEVER MIND

THE SCREECHY SCREAMS OF DYING IN SUFFERING POP STARLETS

HERE'S THE

SEX PISTOLS (with Chainsaws and other implements of torture)

 

I quite liked my last theory.

Thank You and Goodnight™

 

Laura (Who is now praying for saviors, or in other words the Sex Pistols and Dead Kennedy’s, the real punk)

Greetings minions!

It took me a while to update, mainly because, A. I have a life, and B. I'm a lazy bitch.

 

It is scary that anti social me, whom used to have 40 measly contacts, and vowed never to have more, now has 82 contacts.

 

I mean come-on, am I that interesting to talk to? I think not.

 

Moving on... Okay, I know that you’re not really my minions.  But a girl can dream can’t she.

Do any of you girls remember what you wore at eight years of age?

I can, it was cute dresses (vomit) and jeans and quint little blouses.  Not mini skirts and leather boob tubes.

Kids fashion has gotten scary.  Moreover, by scary I mean slutty.  In addition, girls are getting more BOY CRAZY at younger ages.  I mean when I was eight, boys still had cooties –shudders, not the cooties!-

Now at Eight years old, they have a mobile phone, and clothes that even I would not wear.

And perfect example was today and Indooropilly my friend and I went shopping.  There we these two girls in front of us (we cracked up when we saw them)

On was wearing a black mini skirt (if you can call it a skirt, more like a strip of material) a hot pink boob tube and high heels.  She was sucking on this lolly pop, and posing in the middle of the store.

And the other on was wearing tight jeans and a midriff top, and more makeup than the two of us put together. More jewellery too.  She must love the bling (heh he, I said BLING)

And we were in hysterics when they both eyed a pair of eight year olds, sitting together laughing wearing normal clothes.

 

Plastic thingo #1: “Oh my god, Please!  Who do they think they are?” –with that pose thing that has the hand out like so.

Scary Thang #2: “Eww, Freaks.  What LOSERS”

 

It disturbed me deeply. 

Sio pointed out that there is so many white people in Brisbane.  True, but there is also two type of white people.

 

1.     Type One:  Normal people, like me. Type Two

2.      Type Two: Those orange oompaloompa so-obviously-yet-denies that they are faked tanned things.

 

After stumbling into Indooroopilly I started to ponder if I hadn’t wandered into Willy Wonka’s Factory on strike.  I mean the Oompaloompa’s were not singing were they?  That’s not normal.

 

Anyway, that rant was stupid, so I’ll probably remove it.

 

Oh yes, my new picture.  I look like a goober in photo’s get over it.  But hey, at least… I err… I can’t think of anything else.  (I’ve adopted the word goober)

 

Ah, and good news, my guitar isn’t crappy!  Just the amplifier.  It wasn’t even an amp. It was my dad’s dad’s dad’s stero HIFI system, which we plugged the vinal player on.  It make me guitar sound all metallic and erk.

So now I have to buy an AMP, with my only 200 bucks… God, I wish money grew on trees.

 

Now I am off to listen to my brand spanking new sex-pistols CD.

 

NEVER MIND

THE BULLOCKS

HERE'S THE

SEX PISTOLS

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

 

Laura (Who wrote this entire entry wearing mickey-mouse pajamas and looking like an Australianised Pocahontas with her little braids)

On Edit:

"Has anyone noticed how, on the internet, the word antidisestablishmentarianism can be said with two letters, a dollar sign, three numbers and an equals? I seem to remember speaking English. When did Shakespeare write 2 B or nt 2 B? WTF. What the hell happened being able to use a vowel without being a perfectionist? "

 

(Taken from http://www.flumppage.cjb.net/)

 

I had to add this in.  I know it’s a little late, but I couldn’t not.  This is so true.  I hate you bastards calling us pretentious and conceited because we use vowels.  Go die in a hole :)

 

In reply to an utterly idiotic comment, I found on my site…

 

“GiRL Yo0 HaS GoT T0o gEtZ a ReaL LyF InSTEaD oF CoMPLaINinG On YOuR PaTHeTiC LiL BLOg aLL DaY!!! If YoUnG OnEs WaNna DRinKZ n SMoKeS FkN LeT mE ~Sum Of uS JUs LyKz 2 HaV FuN n LiVe OuR LiFeS~ anD ThA ReaSoN I TyPe LyK DiS iS 2 PuRpoSeLy pIss Yo0 OfF n PRoVe 2 u No mAta WoT u SaY in Ur BeLoVed BlOg PpL arnT GuNna LiSteN HunNy CiaO XoxXO”

 

Published By 69_princess_69 - 03 January 2:25:34 AM

 

Girl,

Frankly I don't give a shite if no one cares what I say, it's my blog I can do whatever I do with it 'honey' And my blog isn’t beloved. My guitar is, get it straight.

Sorry to break it to ‘ya’, but if you’re complaining about me complaining in my own blog, then look who needs to get a life now...!

 

I'm not saying your not allowed to drink and smoke, I'm saying it's f****** stupid thing to do in my eyes, and I wouldn’t… Talking of idiocy, your username, and lack of URL and/ or email is stupid. You don't even have the balls (no pun intended) to tell me who you are. Coward. You have the nerve to even comment on my ‘life.’ You have probably never met me, and therefore do not know if I am ‘lifeless’ (which, I am please to inform you, I do have a life)… In addition, you’re commenting on my blog at 2.25 AM, so therefore proves, you do not have a life, and spends your time whining. If you love drinking and smoking so much, then fine, go out and do that, I really don’t care. I hope you do actually, because it seems you’ve done it before due to the lack of brain cells you have remaining.

FYI ( excuse the stupid people speak) I have a page full of comments, including one by YOU that prove people listen, or read… whatever. And more so people AGREE with me.

Ciao Honey!

xoxoxox - go f*** a tree.

 

To the rest of you, who do not f*** trees (once again, excuse my language)

In response to your comments…

 

> Kai

You freaking guilty? Never... Yes, soon the time will come... just not right now, because N0 oNe LiStEnS tO wAt I SaY aPpArAnTly... Adios Kiddo who is four years older than me (god, that makes no sense)

 

> Sio

Baha, thanks for the info and advice AA reject! Hope you're feeling better after your new years celebrations.... Tata.... (Gosh Kai, so inconsiderate stealing other peoples words)

 

> Chris

Yes you did give me this Idea, but apparently, I'm too UnCo0l to say it... ahem, don't mind me. Ahh yes, I recall Sir Alfered... I bet you have multiple personalities, and your sock is just one of them. People with multiple personalities are actually quiet interesting...

 

> Matt (ah yes, I finally have your name!)

That's freaky... Not that your on holidays in Queensland or anything, but I have a friend called Matt, who's born on the 9th of Janurary.... -insert x-files music here- but anyway, I have to say, your blog is intresting…

 

> Anonymous (Baha, I am yet to discover your name…)

I am incredibly sorry for my language in this entry, I have been trying to refrain from cursing. However, when people like this comment, I feel like pointing and laughing manically at them.  Don’t worry, I take everything literally, it’s not your fault at all… I won’t laugh at your site, I only laugh at people like ‘69_princess_69’s’ sites…  Mmhmm, doesn’t that lovely nicotine smell just want you to eat dinner in a pungent restaurant?  Oh yes, I have a fairly odd sense of humor too…. Bahah, chair….

 

As for anyone else, who wants to give me a fuck wit comment like that stupid random, try me…

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

Laura (Who enjoys making fun of stupid people)

You know what I’m really sick of hearing on the bus when I come out of school?
”Oh ma gawdz Mandy, we were so pissed last nite” from little thirteen year olds.  This is not socially acceptable at my standards for the following reasons…
1. I suspect a thirteen year old does not even know what it is to get drunk.

2. Most of these ‘pissed peeps’ are just trying to be popular because ‘everyone does it’ ::rolls eyes::

3. Even if they did drink, they never drink much. The consume about a half bottle of Vodka Cruiser, and that’s apparently enough to get tipsy.

However, it’s not just the thirteen year olds who do this, it’s also everyone else, getting blind drunk each weekend.  Do people have nothing better to do, than to sit around a Saturday, and get drunk?

I get it if you are over sixteen.

I get it if it is New Years, or your birthday, or a party, or any other special occasion.

But getting so drunk that you throw up fifteen times every weekend because it’s the ‘cool’ thing to do?

That I do not get.

I know, I may be stupid, but for the meantime, I am fourteen… Well, fourteen and a half, and I don’t think making myself look like an idiot in front of my friends is something that I’d like to do.

Not for the meantime, anyway.

 

Okay, moving on… Smoking.  What on earth, and in hell possessed people to smoke. It’s smells foul, it looks disgusting and it kills you.  On top of anything else, it doesn’t DO ANYTHING. Alcohol makes you drunk, and drugs make you high (thanks to Kai for that piece of information) … What the hell does smoking to?  Nothing… Oh wait, yes it does, it robs your bank account, and kills you.  Sound’s like fun, doesn’t it.

I quote Kai here… 'OMGLOL I'm so kool, I hango out wit the kool kids at the bak of da shcool lol'

And it’s not as if it kills you fast either, you die a long horrible death of cancer to the everywhere.

At my school, the majority of the kids smoke.

It’s pointless, stupid… and once more… IT KILLS YOU!

Do you people have a death wish?

 

Thank You and Goodnight™

 

Laura (who will NOT die of cancer to the tongue, mouth, lungs, throat, etc, etc, because she smokes)